Edward "Ted" Alexandro (born January 26, 1969) is a stand-up comedian from New York City. He has appeared on most late night talk shows and has had his own half hour specials on Comedy Central. Alexandro is a Bellerose, Queens, New York native who attended Queens College and majored in music. Following that he obtained a Masters in elementary education. He began to teach music by day, and by night he worked on his stand-up comic career. Since then, Alexandro has appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dr. Katz, The Rob and Joe Show and two half-hour Comedy Central Presents specials.