Tim Minchin

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... you've probably worked out by now that all our songs are ridiculously long to make up for the total lack of content.

Because I need you / Like a tick needs a tock / Like bananas need pyjamas / Like a nun needs cock

The Aus­tralian comedy circuit is kind of small, and big in the most inconvenient ways. There aren't many venues, and the ones we have are hundreds of miles apart and separated by mountains. That's probably why so many of us come to the UK

I have these friends, and they had a daughter recently and they named her Jessica. They spelt it J-E-S-I-K-A. They’re that kind of people.

If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out.

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