Todd Barry

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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

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