George Burns

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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, "No ... he's dead.''

How can I die? I'm booked.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

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