Russell Brand
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People don’t realize that the future is just now, but later.
I don't like little chip and pin machines. I don't like that they tell you what to do. 'Hand me back to the merchant!' like a bossy toddler.
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.
If you're in a room with Britney Spears, you just want to say, "What did you shave your head for, love?"
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