Quotes and Jokes by Ant

Anthony Steven Kalloniatis is an American stand-up comedian and actor, best known by his stage name Ant. Ant performed at comedy clubs across the USA beginning in 1991. In 1995, he was a semi-regular cast member on the WB series Unhappily Ever After, spending four seasons on the sitcom.

Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 7)

#1

I'm so gay, I could put a lisp in the word 'cracker.'

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#2

Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing. Two topless men... in silk shorts... fighting over a belt and a purse.

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#3

I have a wife back in LA who is so pissed at me... yeah, she’s so mad I’m sleeping with her husband.

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#4

Shine. Do. Become. Repeat.

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#5

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

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#6

People are basically good. We all fall. I have so much faith in humanity. That's why God created forgiveness. For those that don't deserve it. You can't spell beautiful without you.

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#7

Miracles happen when fear isn't looking.

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