Quotes & Jokes about Boxing

9 quotes

Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing. Two topless men... in silk shorts... fighting over a belt and a purse.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

It’s hard to know what’s gay in life. Boxing. That’s two men fighting over a belt.

Boxing kept me out of the streets, by giving me something to do. And it gave me a father figure in the coach that was there for me. I just reiterated what my mother was trying to teach me about focusing and getting my life together.

A lot of these kids have no fathers, and they want to be gangsters. They don't believe in God and have no faith in anything but their own instincts. Boxing provides a way for them to express themselves in a positive way, and I'm happy to be able to help them.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'