Quote by Rodney Dangerfield:

The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.

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Jack Roy, popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

When I saw people dancing to it in jeans that had been dry-cleaned and cowboy boats and you're in New York City - that's when I said hand guns should be legal.