The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
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A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, "He was a loner." Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.
Change is such hard work.
Crazy? ... Maybe. But that's a good kind of crazy. It's a guy who knows what he wants.
I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.