Quote by Rodney Dangerfield:

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

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Jack Roy, popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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I'm so excited - I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

President Bush never really has to answer a question. Nobody ever says to him, "With due respect, sir, your answer had absolutely nothing to do with the question I asked."

She was so fat that when she got on the scale a card came out saying one at a time.