Quote by Roseanne Barr:

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

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Roseanne Cherrie Barr is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and politician. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy before gaining acclaim in the television sitcom Roseanne. She won an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr became a stand-up comedian in 1980.

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