Quote by Roseanne Barr:

This town is a back-stabbing, scum-sucking, small-minded town, but thanks for the money.

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Roseanne Cherrie Barr is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and politician. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy before gaining acclaim in the television sitcom Roseanne. She won an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr became a stand-up comedian in 1980.

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The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.

I used to sell marijuana to my son’s mom’s new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as "Crack Classic."

Women in general suck at raising kids. That's right, I said it! Who wants some? C'mon! When a woman sees a kid putting a penny in a light socket, what does she do? "No!" You smack that little hand. "Well there!" When that kid's five, getting smacked in the hand is no big deal anymore. Men see the exact same kid putting a penny in a light socket and go: "No no wait wait... shh shh shh shh... well go on!" "Well, you're not gonna do that again are ya? I know it hurt. Shot your ass about 8 feet, I saw. Get up. Yes your eyebrows will grow back."