It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what’s the guy even thinking there. "Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It’s nothing!"
Make-believe cowboys. Closest they've ever gotten to a cow is when they stopped to take a piss at an Arby's.