Kurds are the most fucked people on Earth. You know that. They might as well change their name to the Fucks, 'cause they're fucked. "We used to be the Kurds, now we're the Fucks!"
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!
I like to isolate if I can avoid myself.
Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.