Quote by Sam Kinison:


Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee." She's thinking you're from fuckin' Europe or something: "Oh God, where'd you learn that, oh," and you're going "A, B, C, D, E, F, G".

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Samuel Burl Kinison was an American stand-up comedian and actor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to charismatic preachers, and punctuated by his distinct scream.

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I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force.

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If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.