Quote by Sam Kinison:

I'm not worried about Hell. I was married for two fucking years! Hell would be like Club Med!

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Samuel Burl Kinison was an American stand-up comedian and actor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to charismatic preachers, and punctuated by his distinct scream.

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I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.