I'm not worried about Hell. I was married for two fucking years! Hell would be like Club Med!
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Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Crap, I have a new obsession... I second-guess other people.
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.