I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.
Is being earnest important? I always think it's kind of embarrassing.
There's something about the ice cream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don't hear their mothers calling but they can hear that motherfucking ice cream truck.
I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.