Quote by Sandra Bernhard:

There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.

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Sandra Bernhard is an American actress, comedian, singer, and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s, with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiqued celebrity culture and political figures.

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If I could have any job I would be a cat… but that’s not something I’m supposed to talk about in public.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

I already wish I could relive my future.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.