Quote by Shelley Berman:

But, let`s face it, I`m a Chicago boy.

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Sheldon Leonard Berman was an American comedian, actor, writer, teacher, lecturer and poet. In his comedic career, Berman was awarded three gold records and he won the first Grammy Award for a spoken comedy recording in 1959.

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