The moon looks upon many night flowers; the night flowers see but one moon.
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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.
I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
I hope everybody could get rich and famous and will have everything they ever dreamed of, so they will know that its not the answer.
Just woke up after a nightmare only to reaiize it is far safer asleep than me making breakfast and always paranoid about poisoning myself.