Quote by Shelley Berman:

The moon looks upon many night flowers; the night flowers see but one moon.

Comedian
Short bio
Sheldon Leonard Berman was an American comedian, actor, writer, teacher, lecturer and poet. In his comedic career, Berman was awarded three gold records and he won the first Grammy Award for a spoken comedy recording in 1959.

All quotes by Shelley Berman

Quotes by other comedians

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

I hope everybody could get rich and famous and will have everything they ever dreamed of, so they will know that its not the answer.

Just woke up after a nightmare only to reaiize it is far safer asleep than me making breakfast and always paranoid about poisoning myself.