We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'
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My gran used to say, "here’s five dollars and don’t tell your mother that I’m giving this to you". I said, "it will cost you more than that".
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!