I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was "No hugs!" Full House was all based on hugs.
Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.