Quote by Tim Allen:


As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

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Timothy Alan Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian. He is known for playing Tim "The Toolman" Taylor on the ABC sitcom Home Improvement and Mike Baxter on the ABC sitcom Last Man Standing.

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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

I don't know what possessed me, but yesterday I yelled out the wrong name in the middle of my girlfriend's funeral.

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.