I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Women look at my brother because he's hot, and they get upset. 'He's gay? What a waste!' I say, 'Hey, I'm not gay.' 'What a shame.'
...some of the best sex I can barely remember.
I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.