Quote by Tim Allen:


I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

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Timothy Alan Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian. He is known for playing Tim "The Toolman" Taylor on the ABC sitcom Home Improvement and Mike Baxter on the ABC sitcom Last Man Standing.

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I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.