My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
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Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.