Quote by Tim Allen:

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

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Timothy Alan Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian. He is known for playing Tim "The Toolman" Taylor on the ABC sitcom Home Improvement and Mike Baxter on the ABC sitcom Last Man Standing.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.