Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
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My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?