Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
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One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.
No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet someone who’s always had everything work out for them with zero struggle? They usually have the depth of a puddle. Or they don’t exist.
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.