My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
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I don't know what possessed me, but yesterday I yelled out the wrong name in the middle of my girlfriend's funeral.
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
When my son said, "I can't stop thinking about girls," I said, "That's not gonna stop. Congratulations. You're in the club. From now until the day you die, one way or another you'll be thinking about girls."