Quote by Amy Schumer:

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.'

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Amy Beth Schumer is an American stand-up comedian and actress. She ventured into comedy in the early 2000s before appearing as a contestant on the fifth season of the NBC reality competition series Last Comic Standing in 2007.

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