I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.
I'm 38 and could very much bare my midriff, but it may make some people nauseous.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.