Quote by Andy Kindler:

Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it’s the funniest.

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Andy Kindler is an American comedian from Queens, New York. He played the character "Andy", a fellow sportswriter and friend of sportswriter "Ray Barone" on the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond, was a regular guest on Late Show with David Letterman, contributor to The Daily Show and has performed on HBO.

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