Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it’s the funniest.
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Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don’t clap, this is a flaw in the system!
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
I've always said my career is somewhere between children's programming and hard-core porn.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.