Quote by Ant:

Shine. Do. Become. Repeat.

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Anthony Steven Kalloniatis is an American stand-up comedian and actor, best known by his stage name Ant. Ant performed at comedy clubs across the USA beginning in 1991. In 1995, he was a semi-regular cast member on the WB series Unhappily Ever After, spending four seasons on the sitcom.

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