Miracles happen when fear isn't looking.
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You've got to keep moving, keep creating.
I don't get no respect. I joined Gambler's Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don't make it.
We all know that at 5 in the morning the lanes behind hotels are full of children, especially wee blind ones who can't see fucking trucks coming.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
My brother got fired for coming late at a night job. How you oversleep 8:30?