Quote by Ant:

Miracles happen when fear isn't looking.

Short bio
Anthony Steven Kalloniatis is an American stand-up comedian and actor, best known by his stage name Ant. Ant performed at comedy clubs across the USA beginning in 1991. In 1995, he was a semi-regular cast member on the WB series Unhappily Ever After, spending four seasons on the sitcom.

All quotes by Ant

Quotes by other comedians

You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

I don't get no respect. I joined Gambler's Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don't make it.

We all know that at 5 in the morning the lanes behind hotels are full of children, especially wee blind ones who can't see fucking trucks coming.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

My brother got fired for coming late at a night job. How you oversleep 8:30?