Quote by Anthony Jeselnik:


I think it’s appropriate to start off with a rape joke. It’s good to find out what kind of audience I’m dealing with.

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Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes ironic misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanor, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.

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