I think it’s appropriate to start off with a rape joke. It’s good to find out what kind of audience I’m dealing with.
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I give money to Unicef because I like the ‘bang for your buck’ aspect. Here’s $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!
You might be a redneck if... your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!'
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called.