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My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

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Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes ironic misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanor, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.

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Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.