Quote by Anthony Jeselnik:


I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

Comedian
Short bio
Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes ironic misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanor, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.

All quotes by Anthony Jeselnik

Quotes by other comedians

Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, and he's just a penguin's bitch.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?