Quote by Aries Spears:

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

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Aries Spears is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer from New York City. Spears was a regular on Fox's sketch comedy series MADtv, appearing in 198 episodes, making him the second longest-serving cast member on the show behind Michael McDonald.

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Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either.