I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.
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So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"
Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey.
I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.