Quote by Aries Spears:

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

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Aries Spears is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer from New York City. Spears was a regular on Fox's sketch comedy series MADtv, appearing in 198 episodes, making him the second longest-serving cast member on the show behind Michael McDonald.

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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey.

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