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Ladies Commit, There’s A Wedding In It For You.

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Aries Spears is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer from New York City. Spears was a regular on Fox's sketch comedy series MADtv, appearing in 198 episodes, making him the second longest-serving cast member on the show behind Michael McDonald.

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Money comes and goes. I'm thankful I have money. I'm trying to save up more. I would like more money. But it's not happiness. If you're a millionaire and hate your family, hate your friends and your life, then what is the point? You're just a person with a lot of money and power who is not happy.

Children are fucking animals, man... you don't believe me, put a three year old alone in a room with a kitten for an hour unattended.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate'. For me that would be a shroud.

Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you’re a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that’s a nice service that many of them provide.

I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, "Sure. You first."