For years and years, Arj Barker was high on life, but eventually, I built up a tolerance.
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So he says My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.
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I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
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