Quote by Arj Barker:

I found a grey hair in my beard the other day, and that can mean one of two things. I'm either getting old or I'm a fucking wizard!

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Arjan Singh, known by the stage name Arj Barker, is an American comedian and actor from San Anselmo, California. He has toured in North America, Australia, New Zealand, and Europe. He was born to an engineer father and artist mother, and is half-Indian, half-European. His father is of Sikh heritage.

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