Quote by Artie Lange:


Don't let Karen touch the sauce!

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Arthur Steven Lange Jr. is an American stand-up comedian and actor, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV. Born and raised in New Jersey, Lange first worked as a longshoreman and taxi driver to help support his family following the death of his quadriplegic father.

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