Don't let Karen touch the sauce!
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.