The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
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Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.
Being a big star and being known, making movies and a lot of money - that really doesn't interest me.
My friend’s really into similes. He uses a lot of similes. He’s like annoying.