I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
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I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.
What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.
It doesn't behoove us not to ask these questions. It makes us look like fools.