Crystal meth's a good drug if you need to walk to St. Louis one weekend.
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I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and that is what needs to be nourished with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
A president can be unpopular for good reasons. You know, I'm not always on the side that the people are right, for God's sake. But, you know, he's not popular when he goes overseas. He couldn't go to Rosa Parks' funeral.