Quote by Aziz Ansari:

Breaking is tough, turns are tough, but telling your parents you’re gay is the hardest part of rollerblading.

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Aziz Ismail Ansari is an American actor, writer, producer, director, and comedian. He is known for his role as Tom Haverford on the NBC series Parks and Recreation, and as creator and star of the Netflix.

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