Haven’t you noticed that every time the government fucks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?
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All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
That is amazing! I mean these CEOs saying their own businesses are doing OK! I mean, it makes sense to take these CEOs word for it. For instance, I know O.J. Simpson. He told me he didn't kill anyone and he should know, he was there!