Quote by Bill Burr:

Haven’t you noticed that every time the government fucks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?

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William Frederick Burr is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster. Outside of stand-up, he is known for playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad, creating and starring in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family, and co-founding the All Things Comedy network.

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All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."

That is amazing! I mean these CEOs saying their own businesses are doing OK! I mean, it makes sense to take these CEOs word for it. For instance, I know O.J. Simpson. He told me he didn't kill anyone and he should know, he was there!