When life gets you down, make a comforter.
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Quotes by other comedians
Once I saw a homeless man wearing his underwear on top of his pants. Now we say, why don’t the homeless just go out and get a job? If he’s wearing his underwear on top of his pants, I doubt his resume is in order, and I don’t think he’s going to make it too far in the interview process. In fact, I’m pretty sure that McDonald’s has a no underwear over your pant policy.
I tell ya, comedy is in my blood. I wish it was in my act.
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.