Quote by Bo Burnham:


Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.

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Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, musician, actor, filmmaker, director and poet. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been viewed over 250 million times as of December 2018.

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You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

I’ve got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I’m lucky, my kids will kill themselves.

I've been a very lucky actor.