Quote by Bo Burnham:

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.

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Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, musician, actor, filmmaker, director and poet. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been viewed over 250 million times as of December 2018.

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By the way, great way to fight: arms down, face presented.