I’m circumcised ‘cause I don’t cum from the hood.
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Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.